Salvation Through Christ at a Great Discount

Leave it to Landover Baptist Church to offer deals on salvation while the rest of us are in a recession.

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Love the fine print, too :)

  • Richard Wade

    AND if you order right now we’ll include ABSOLUTELY FREE this fine set of Ginsu knives! Now how much would you be willing to pay for your immortal soul?? These fine knives are indispensible for any gourmet or apologist. If you can’t cut through atheists’ arguments against your claims of exclusive knowledge and favor of a supernatural being, you can just cut through their throats instead! Act now while supplies last!

  • NewDark

    … I can’t believe this is real, there is no way people can be that ridiculous … Oh wait, yes they can :/

  • Eric Z

    Wow. I thought $149.00 was a ridiculous cost, but when I read the fine print…$149.00 + $35.00 + $200.00 + $75.00 + $180.00 + $800.00 + $17.00 + $749.00?! $2205.00?! WTF!?

    Wow. Just…wow.

  • Eigenvector

    I can’t believe this is real. It strains Poe’s law too far when you see the shirts they’re selling in their “official store”

    http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist/646060

    I think i might get the “Heathen”, “Fornicator” and “Heretic” shirts though…

  • atomjack

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF YOU CALL WITHIN THE NEXT TEN MINUTES, WE’LL THROW IN THE ADDRESS BOOK FOR THE FUNERALS OF THE NEXT 100 SLAIN GIs RETURNING FROM IRAQ!!!

    Fred Phelps, Landover, whatever…they’re ALL fakes and conmen.

  • flawedprefect

    I have a picture I took a little while back for ya, from Sydney, Australia. Here is a link:

    http://picasaweb.google.com.au/lh/photo/y2pYDBCUAy2i7nZ7qQUhqA?feat=directlink

    Mr Mehta, feel free to grab a copy if you so wish. I think it’s priceless.

  • http://radicalatheist.com Jack Carlson

    Landover Baptist is an excellent spoof site. Nothing they present is obviously satirical, and many have been fooled into thinking they’re legitimate. They make clear how nonsensical religious claims can be and still appear credible. Landover Baptists are on our side, atheists.

  • EndUnknown

    @atomjack it is satire

  • Nick L

    I like most, hard to pick the ones I like best but I must admit I’m a bit confused about the True Christian and the g-string… (I know the True Christian is a spoof)

    The I Love Satan made me smile.

  • http://gaytheistagenda.lavenderliberal.com/ Buffy

    That’s a pretty good deal compared to some churches–particularly Scientology and Mormonism.

    Good old Landover Baptist. :-)

  • Reginald Selkirk

    A lot of people will ask, “what does this religion have to offer me?” Bumping up the rewards and punishments to infinity would seem to be the limit, but I’ve found a way to offer my followers more.

    Believe in me and I’ll give you two eternal lives. No extra charge.

  • http://religiouscomics.net Jeff

    Believe in me and I’ll through in week-end passes to Hell so you can have some fun.

  • Matt

    LOL when i went to check out the link on my schools computer it blocked it under the Restricted Violence / Extreme category.

  • Bryne

    That can’t possibly be real, can it? I mean, it has to be satire, right? I cannot fathom the kind of mind that would think that is a good thing.

    A person’s “soul” is only worth $149? I could get more than that on eBay.


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