Jesusophile tells men how to have sex, the Christian way.
Step one: Find a woman.
Step two: Get married.
Step three: Say, “Woman, I’d like to have sex with you now.”
It goes on from there. (I didn’t know you had to sound like Cartman in order to get it on…)
He also has advice for women. The advice includes: not having a career and not being too picky.
Oh. And God hates condoms. They confuse God, whose plan was to make a baby.