The Submissive Jesus Talking Prayer Answering Head

This is some great Christian kitsch: The Submissive Jesus Talking Prayer Answering Head.

You pray, you twist his crown of thorns, and Jesus will yelp in anguish while saying one of over a hundred random phrases.

Just check out the promo video:

The creators do have a sense of humor about it:

Our Lord comes with: a 26 page instruction booklet (info on how to pray responsibly, troubleshooting, care and maintenence), a coupon for a dinner for two for you and God at the Holy Lamb and Steak House in Heaven and a “Freedom from Hell” certificate.

This also comes with a warranty for 40 days and 40 nights, but since Jesus is perfect, you’ll never need to use it.

Only $26.95 + shipping.

Jesus is expensive these days…

(Thanks to SpiritOfTheWolf for the link!)

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  • Ryan

    “Jesus is expensive these days… ”

    Well, Churches gotta make(steal) money somehow.

  • Matthew

    This is actually really funny and so true. I especially like the part about how he would have more of a case if he was only more popular. So true….too many people are just figuring out that it’s all just a sham.

  • DeafAtheist

    If I wasn’t deaf (and my Christian girlfriend wouldn’t kill me) I’d get one. She already is a bit apprehensive about my Jesus hiding t-shirt.

  • Cafeeine

    From the SJ page:

    Jesus has his standards

    I wonder if this is a legal issue or maybe a Prop 8 protest.

  • Freethunker

    I understand that this toy is going to be featured in a new comedy about God. It’s called “The God Complex” and they are running trailers for it online. Looks like it’s going to be pretty wild.