This is a new low for pareidolia fans. Now, we’re not even trying.
Nancy Simoes was cooking fried salami when she saw God in the skillet.
Let it out. You know you want to. Tell everyone you know to leave the room and then swear at the top of your lungs. I just did.
Simoes realizes people may think she’s crazy.
“I can’t make this up. … it’s there in the burn marks.”
Explain to me why that couldn’t have just as easily said DOG. Or GOO. Or nothing at all.
She’s from South Florida… if that makes you feel better.
I don’t know whether to blame the woman for wasting everyone’s time or the news station for reporting it.
(P.S. My original title for this post was Allah-Mi. Yay, puns.)
(via The J-Walk Blog)