There Are No Foxes in Atheist Holds

This is why you should never say “There are no atheists in foxholes.” It just leads to confusion. (Click to enlarge.)

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(via Darby Conley‘s Get Fuzzy. Thanks to Brian for the link!)

  • Lauren D

    EPIC WIN

    :D

  • Colin M

    The fact that Darby said “an atheist is someone who doesn’t believe in *a* god” makes me wonder if he’s atheist himself — or at least familiar with the movement. The Standard Clueless Definition of atheist (in America anyways) is generally “doesn’t believe in God”, which, as I’m sure we all know, is very different. :)

  • Somero

    Wouldn’t the saying “There are no atheists in foxholes” imply that all foxes are theists?

  • http://foreverinhell.blogspot.com Personal Failure

    i’m pretty sure it’s because foxes are well known to follow the way of the master, and that’s just really annoying.

  • ethanol

    Nice, though you wrote “atheist holds” in the title

  • Cindy

    meh….I have never found “Get Fuzzy” funny.

  • Richard Wade

    Colin, I noticed the “a” in the definition too, a clue to Darby being at least more knowledgeable and aware about this than the common level.

    As for foxes being atheists, I think we can risk a “yes” on that one. However, domesticated dogs worship us, so I’d say “maybe not” on them. Cats, on the other hand know that they’re gods, which is why I like them.

    If “hole” can mean my home, I’ve had raccoons, opossums, wild birds and skunks, but no foxes yet. I did say “Oh God!” when the skunks got in, but it was just an expression, I swear to God.

  • http://www.myspace.com/youreundoingmybeltwronghun Tim D.

    This would be really cool to see in a Sunday paper~

  • elf_man

    So if I think I’m a god, am I a theist?

    It was amusing to see in the paper this morning, if only because I wondered if it would end up on here. Although I don’t think he gets much of a point across, I’m really not sure what he’s trying to say. I guess Rob was in the wrong, here?

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  • medussa

    I read this at work this morning, started laughing my head off. Unfortunately, none of my coworkers saw the humor, they were all a bit confused (large, traditional firehouse: all catholic, all the time)


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