Flying Spaghetti Monster Evangelism

This is how those damn Pastafarians get you.

They’re always preaching on campuses and stopping people who have somewhere to go…

On the up side, Pastafarians look *much* better in pirate costumes than the Christian proselytizers ever could.

Prophet Bobby would be so proud.

(via healthyaddict)

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  • William Brinkman

    I don’t think I could have done that all day, but if they had fun, and made people think, then more power to them. Ramen. 😉

  • Noadi

    That’s pure genius! Ramen.

  • River

    I really wanted to do this at my university, but never managed to get the time.

    Also, props to the biker with the Dune reference.

  • Diagoras

    I’d like to have her touch my noodly appendage.

    Hey, I’m just saying what we’re all thinking. :)

  • Jennifurret

    Haha, nice. We did a Pastafarian preaching on Talk Like a Pirate Day, and it was pretty amazing. I keep joking I should set up a phone tree for when the evangelicals come to protest at the bars so we can quickly assemble.

  • Vincent

    Wish they hadn’t chosen to go the pirate way. It doesn’t look good with the current situation in Somalia

  • medussa

    Mighty cute pirate.
    And yes, Diagoras, we were all thinking that. Even those of us without the noodly appendage…

  • hoverFrog

    I know it’s funny but it is as much a complete waste or time as the fruitcake wearing a “REPENT OR…” board. Although, given the two choices I’d rather a humorous and pretty girl in a pirate costume spoke to me than a weirdo in a silly hat.

  • Ubi Dubium

    HoverFrog, I don’t think it’s a waste of time at all. The trick is to proclaim His Noodliness right next to where one of those fruitcakes is preaching. Our target audience is not the fruitcake, but anybody in the audience who might consider taking the fruitcake seriously. Our message is no more ridiculous than theirs, and we are definitely NOT to be taken seriously.

    Bravo Ohio State Pastafarians! Yaargh and RAmen!

  • Hepius

    Well done! Keep spreading the faith marinara.

  • ATL-Apostate

    But I’ve just got to know. That gal in the pirate getup… Is she a good wench or a bad wench?

  • Margaret Y.

    “…proof–Proof!–that pirates stop global warming.”

    That was my favorite part.

  • Todd

    Why couldn’t this have been going on when I was there? Oh well, testify to the next generation.

  • hoverFrog

    Ubi Dubium, who would take the fruitcake in the board seriously? Don’t people back away slowly? I swear America is a different world from England.