I Believe in Angles

This is *perfect* for atheist math teachers like myself:


Of course we should believe in angles. But only the Right ones.

My Guardian Angle helped me quite a bit when I took the SATs.

The image was created by Kristine Hoppenworth, a student freethought leader from Florida. You can purchase it on shirts/hats/buttons/etc. at CafePress.

(Thanks to Roy for the link!)

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  • David D.G.

    That’s such acute image!

    ~David D.G.

  • You would be obtuse to not find this funny!

  • Tony

    Oh Lord show me a sin…

    OK now I’m going off on a tangent. Boo.

  • Polly

    Of course we should believe in angles. But only the Right ones.

    Indeed, there is but one right angle, all those who disagree are either obtuse or suffer from acute delusion.

  • I believe in triangles, which are three angles in one.

  • Snuggly Buffalo

    Follow me and I will make you anglers of men.

  • I believe in the Triangle (which is three angles in one), and in the word of the Prophet, Isoceles.

  • Stephan Goodwin

    *pun death has occurred*

  • Revyloution

    Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day,

    Teach him to be an angler and you will have to listen to his lies for a lifetime.

    Truly i am shamed. I stared for far to long before getting the joke. Im blaming it on the microbrew.

  • llewelly

    My guardian angle keeps me pointed in the right direction. I always know where to turn when I need help.

  • Woo, thanks Hemant and Roy! Glad people like it 🙂

  • I fear that you are assuming better spelling ability among the kids you teach than might be the case.

  • Reginald Selkirk

    Good jokes about scalene triangles are very rare.

  • Thanks for posting this Hemant!

    All you guys are so punny.

  • Arthur

    I once was lost but now I am found, thanks to Tri-Angulation.