Babies: Juggle or Eat?

I don’t know why it took this long for someone to tell me about Barry Louis Polisar:

juggling


eatbabies

This man is a genius.

Just check out the lyrics:

I always thought that cows looked prettier in a field
Than on my plate at supper being served up as the meal.
And though I do like hamburger, fried chicken or a steak,
I prefer my chickens cackling to fried, cooked or baked.
I stopped eating animals and I’m glad I finally did;
But I get my protein ’cause I eat kids.

(Thanks to Rick for the link!)

  • M

    This makes me so happy… and a little hungry.

  • littlejohn

    He eats baby goats? He’s no vegetarian!

  • lhuffman

    Juggle babies THEN eat them. Sheesh. ;-)

  • Lee

    juggle or eat?…
    Why choose? There is nothing wrong with playing with your food!

  • http://idahoev.com IdahoEv

    Oh my, I grew up on BLP. We had like five albums (though not including the one above).

    “You never cook your sister in a frying pan, or boil her in water and take her by the hand
    And throw her off a cliff or try to make her fall ‘Cause these things aren’t very nice at all!”

    Oh, you must look up “Marching shoulder to shoulder” … delightfully subversive, and teaching kids to think for themselves at a very early age.

    Maybe that’s how I turned out the way I did…

  • mspeir

    Maybe juggling helps to tenderize them, you think?


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