The BabySafe Ball

One day, I’m going to make an excellent father to my octuplets because of inventions like this:

It brings new meaning to the phrase “a bouncing baby boy.”

(Thanks to Walker for the link!)

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  • Throw some nice wine, herbs, spices, etc. in there with him and you have a handy marinating device too!

  • Kat

    Wow! That was seriously awesome! LoL!

  • Larry Huffman

    To carry Noadi’s thought a step further…
    Put a handle on top with a hopper inside, toss in the greens, some herbs, fresh cut veggies and some dressing and it is a baby-salad spinner.

  • John Larberg

    You guys are making me hungry. Atheists do love their babies.