Comments on: Ideas for Religious Bus Ads?

By: David

David — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 02:21:59 +0000

Here are some parodies and some ideas of slogans;

The christian thinks; Man favourise God because God created man.
The atheist thinks; God favourise man because man created God.
Which is right, and which is left?

One I really wanna see on the busses;
“Yahweh. Christian;you assume that everytime we talk of ‘god’ we talk of YOUR god. Just use his fucking NAME already!”

“He will burn you, he will torture you, he will make you SUFFER FOR EVER. Oh god your god is a loving god.”

9/11. Westboro baptist church says; prayer back in school. 9/11. 9/11. 9/11.

Because god allmighty is a jelous god. Exodus 34:14 (on billboard with roman-catholic medieval torture of EVIL scientist -background).

Jesus. The zombie will eat your brains. 20:12.

Religion is not about who’s right but who’s left. Jesus/THOR. (picture of Thor nailing the judean woodworker to a wooden cross with his hammer).

Religion: So easy your rival church can do it.
Religion: So difficult Einstein wasn’t capable of it.
Religion: Der Fuhrer othen prayed before wars.
Religion: Because you actively believe in supernatural GODS and you know it!
Religion: 9/11- Allahu ackbar was their last words.
Christian: buddhists and atheists do not violate the first commandment less than us.
Atheism: For thy god thy maker giveth thee a BRAIN.
Atheists: because they won’t fold their hands and tell on you.

Christianity; Banana-hand argument. Because the banana fits other places and so does the hand. (picture of “mating” bananas)

We play god because god created us in his image! (picture of stem cell research)

Atheism: you can’t stop at just one piece of it.
You left your mind behind (picture of a church)

AIDS for dummies: because you deserve it! (picture of the pope in Hitlerjugent uniform wielding a bible)

Christianity: We will not leave you behind! (picture of man attempting to convert lion to christianity)

Christianity: because we can not believe in atheism! (the Kansas “to many books -only need ONE” picture).

In heaven, we fight, feast and fuck! Valhalla ftw! (norse gods background).

Because god does not HAVE TO look like a human (picture of the Flying Spaghetti Monster).

“Christians: you should go back to have the bible only in Latin. This age of enlightenment is killing you.”

By: Dave

Dave — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 21:29:32 +0000

Go God, because it’s never natural causes.

Don’t blame me. God said it.

If God didn’t exist, would you be reading this sign?

Look at the ad to the left. Now look at the right ad. Those ads are going to expire and be incinerated. Our ads are superior. John 3:18.

Is the child on this bus bothering you? Deuteronomy 21:18-21.

Pretend you didn’t read this. The driver is a Muslim. (Sponsored by Christians for Tolerance)

God gave you legs to walk. So, why aren’t you using them?

This was going to be an atheist ad, but they couldn’t find a creator. (Small print: To be honest we couldn’t either, but that didn’t stop us.)

Atheists think your grandfather was a puddle of goop. We know better. He was a pile of dirt. Genesis 1.

No matter what you do, you’ll never be good enough in your father’s eyes.

I can’t believe it’s not Buddha.

By: enoughsaid

enoughsaid — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 23:34:24 +0000

“Climate change is a hoax!
sea levels are rising because Jesus is crying!”

By: Victor

Victor — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 23:15:38 +0000

If you have to use fear of eternal punishment to coerce people into believing something, it’s probably unnatural and unhealthy.

By: s.d.

s.d. — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 17:25:19 +0000

Still a believer? Try out thinking!

By: Rene Horn

Rene Horn — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 07:24:02 +0000

Epistaxis:

There’s probably no escape from Cthulhu. Now stop enjoying your life and worry.

That’s got to be the best one ever.

By: Epistaxis

Epistaxis — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 05:38:50 +0000

There’s probably no escape from Cthulhu. Now stop enjoying your life and worry.

By: Richard Wade

Richard Wade — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 04:32:05 +0000

Here are parodies of some famous advertising slogans:

After Jesus, everything else is just toothpaste.
God: He keeps going and going and going and going…
Religion: I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.
Please don’t squeeze the Jeezus.
Salvation: Because you’re worth it.
Religion: The ultimate driving machine. (picture of flagellants whipping themselves)
Church: We make money the old fashioned way. We beg for it.
How do you spell relief? (picture of Jesus on the cross)
Religion: Don’t leave home without it.
We’re number two; we try harder. (picture of Muslim imam)
God: It’s the real thing!
Is it live, or is it Jesus?
Snap, Crackle, Pop (picture of hell)
Religion: It’s everywhere you want to be.
Religion: Live in your world, play in ours.
Religion: When it absolutely, positively has to be there forever.
Once you pop you just can’t stop. (picture of Eve handing Adam an apple)
You too can have a body like mine. (picture of Jesus risen)
With a name like Zoroastrianism, it has to be good.
Between love and madness lies religion.
A mind is a terrible thing to waste. Do it at your local church!
Religion: Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t.
Religion: So easy a caveman can do it.

By: Richard Wade

Richard Wade — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 03:12:49 +0000

Picture a banner with broadswords, scimitars, battle axes, a rack, torture tongs, a person burning at the stake, a KKK hood, the Twin Towers burning, etc. Overlapping text says,

“Religion: Thousands of years of peace, love and good will.”

By: Eliza

Eliza — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 01:45:14 +0000

“Think about accepting Jesus as your savior!”