Roundup of Jesus Comics

June 7, 2009 by 10 Comments

Everyone’s always picking on that one aspect of Jesus’ life…

2009-06-05

(via Jesus and Mo)

…

I don’t know why this one makes me laugh, but it does.

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The comic is Anomaly by Kennedy Rose, and the Jesus theme appears plenty of times.

(via Jolly Heathen)

Filed Under: General, Humor 10 Comments
  • Brooks

    But according to the Trinity doctrine, since Jesus is God in the flesh, Jesus already lost his virginity having sex with the Virgin Mary, didn’t he? So apparently Jesus had incestuous sex and gave birth to himself.

  • http://universalheretic.wordpress.com/ Victor

    I’m sure if Jesus wanted to, he could have been the world’s best lover. It just wasn’t on his short list.

  • Ramon Caballero

    Jesus with an iMac and Mohammed with a PlayStation…if I am atheist, do I have to sell my PS3 ? (And be sure not to buy an iMac…ever?).
    And what is Mohammed playing? “Crusades II: The Retribution”?

  • http://religiouscomics.net Jeff

    Perhaps Jesus was gay and only a virgin relative to women.

  • Brooks

    Didn’t Jesus supposedly have gay sex in the non-canonical gospel, the Secret Mark?

  • «bønez_brigade»

    Mewonders if Jesus ever sacrificed some sperm to the god of lonely nights (IYKWIM,AITYD)…

    [/assuming JC even existed]

  • Reginald Selkirk

    Can someone give me chapter and verse on where the New Testament claims that Jesus is a virgin? Thanks.

  • http://religiouscomics.net Jeff

    Can someone give me chapter and verse on where the New Testament claims that Jesus is a virgin?

    I’m not aware of any specific verse. I think it is just implied by statements such as

    “Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them,” (Matthew 5:17)

    Since the old testament was against fornication, and Jesus supposedly came to fulfill “the law”, people infer that Jesus must not have disobeyed any of the Old Testament law.

    Pretty shaky inference, though, in my opinion.

  • http://mattstone.blogs.com Matt Stone

    Didn’t Jesus supposedly have gay sex in the non-canonical gospel, the Secret Mark?

    LOL. Sounds like you’ve been reading the DaVinci Code too much

  • Cathy

    If fornication is sinful, why did god say “Go forth and multipy”?

    Damned if you do, and damned if you dont.