Roundup of Jesus Comics

I’m sure if Jesus wanted to, he could have been the world’s best lover. It just wasn’t on his short list.

Perhaps Jesus was gay and only a virgin relative to women.

Mewonders if Jesus ever sacrificed some sperm to the god of lonely nights (IYKWIM,AITYD)…

[/assuming JC even existed]

Can someone give me chapter and verse on where the New Testament claims that Jesus is a virgin?

I’m not aware of any specific verse. I think it is just implied by statements such as

“Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them,” (Matthew 5:17)

Since the old testament was against fornication, and Jesus supposedly came to fulfill “the law”, people infer that Jesus must not have disobeyed any of the Old Testament law.

Pretty shaky inference, though, in my opinion.

If fornication is sinful, why did god say “Go forth and multipy”?

Damned if you do, and damned if you dont.