Richard Dawkins: The Cologne

Next time I go an atheist conference, I’m totally wearing this:

Reason

The ladies will be flocking to me.

Umm… *ahem*… more than usual, that is.

A word of advice to the men: This is one time where too much Reason may work against you. Use in moderation, please.

(via Ariane Sherine)

  • mikespeir

    I need me some of that stuff. Uh, I mean, just because it smells good, you know. Not because…. Never mind.

  • Vivian

    Smells like atheist spirit!

  • http://religiouscomics.net Jeff

    Does it also help keep Jehovah’s Witnesses (and other evangelicals) away?

  • http://www.secularstudents.org Lyz

    I can think of a few other times when too much reason is a good thing, men… ;)

  • Jim

    Maybe I’m gullible, but is it real? I mean, I dunno if Europeans usually have cologne branded by non-popstar/fashion-designers.

  • Dave

    I invented my own cologne and it’s guaranteed to attract women.

    I call it Money!

  • http://ecstathy.blogspot.com efrique

    Would a creationist one be called “ad hominem”?

    So anyway, if I wear Richard Dawkins’ scent, does that mean a distracted Lalla Ward might kiss me or something?

    He’d sell a million…


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