The other day, I was having lunch with a friend when Bristol Palin rang. I glanced at it, saw that it was from an unknown number, thought nothing of it, and kept eating.
As I was driving home, I listened to my voice mail:
Hi, Hemant. This is [Bob] and I’m calling from the White House Office of Public Engagement…
The White House called me. And I had ignored them because my Chipotle burrito was just too damn tasty.
In a slight panic, I called back. Bob wasn’t in his office. Did I miss my chance? We played phone tag. Luckily, I got in touch with him the next day and all is well.
You should’ve seen my little happy dance after we spoke. It was lovely.
Now, I fear I’ll say something inappropriate over the phone. I’m not sure what… but I’m worried.
You can help me out. Just leave a comment with anything I should make sure not to say.
I’ll study over the list and then everything will go wonderfully. I’m sure of it.