The Magic of Purity Rings

Ohh… so *this* is how purity rings work:


(via SMBC — Thanks to Aaron for the link!)

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  • SarahH

    Or they were saddlebacking. Either way, she’s *totally* still a virgin!

  • http://middleman-is-lost.blogspot.com/ MiddleMan

    What happens when she takes the ring off? What if she put it back on after sex?

    Is her virginity like Schrödinger’s cat?

    Trying my best not to put a “pussy” joke here…

  • Snuggly Buffalo

    The best part is the extra votey comic (when you mouse-over the red button below the main comic). It will only make sense if you saw Wednesday’s XKCD comic.

  • Luther

    Maybe she is a knowledge virgin, in that she has not been tainted by reason.

  • http://hoverfrog.wordpress.com hoverfrog

    He he saddlebacking. That’s just the thing to keep a girl’s virginity till marriage.

  • http://yangandcampion.googlepages.com Margaret Y.

    Beverage alert! My poor keyboard. I can’t stop laughing.

  • http://defiantskeptic.blogspot.com/ Alex

    Hilarious. SMBC is awesome.

  • http://wearesoulless.blog.com/ Soulless

    My nephew wears one of these stupid “purity” rings. If they didn’t want him to have sex why didn’t they just marry him off and not have sex like all the rest of the married people?

  • NtheKnow

    Just wondering, okay, I had to look up saddlebacking.
    But, I wonder do people that believe in god and wear these rings have site to go to and make fun of us for thinking they’re stupid for thinking there is a god and that sex is only for married couples?