They’ll just steal your car and drive away.
Which could be a problem if the child is only 7-years-old.
A 7-year-old boy in Utah was so desperate to avoid church that he ended up leading police officers on a car chase after driving off in his father’s car.
The car reached speeds of 40 mph before the boy stopped in a driveway and ran inside a home.
A police spokesman said that when the boy’s father later confronted him, the kid’s explanation said he didn’t want to go to church.
So we’ll just have to speculate here…
(Thanks to Eric for the link!)