Looks like God is angry with the atheists who visited the Creation Museum:
UGH! How dare those stupid bloodsucking atheist bastards even step foot in My Divine Creation Museum?! I should have burned them to a crisp or attacked them with swarms of locusts as soon as they walked through the door.
BAH! Tis’ no matter. I shall infest all of their genitals with open sores.
I don’t know what God is (*itch*) talking about.(via Stuff God Hates — Thanks to schism for the link!)