God Hates the Creation Museum Atheists

Looks like God is angry with the atheists who visited the Creation Museum:

UGH! How dare those stupid bloodsucking atheist bastards even step foot in My Divine Creation Museum?! I should have burned them to a crisp or attacked them with swarms of locusts as soon as they walked through the door.

BAH! Tis’ no matter. I shall infest all of their genitals with open sores.

I don’t know what God is (*itch*) talking about.

(via Stuff God Hates — Thanks to schism for the link!)

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  • http://lunchboxsw.wordpress.com Aaron

    Can I just say that as a “Bible-believing Christian” it rocks me to my core that people would even begin to think this way!! How much more “off message” can you get and still call yourself “Christian?”

    … oh wait, it wasn’t actually serious… so hard to tell sometimes 😉

  • Delphine

    Glad we finally have a direct line to god. This makes him so much more personable.

  • ZombieGirl

    *wipes blood from mouth*
    No sores!!!
    God: 0
    Atheists: 1

  • http://www.thomas2026.wordpress.com Jonathan

    Personally, I think hemroids would be God’s choice in this matter. :)

  • cltdba

    Science has given me creams and valtrex for your curses, God! Take that! Argh!