Comments on: Sears Sells Grill to Cook Babies http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2009/08/21/sears-sells-grill-to-cook-babies/ by Hemant Mehta Tue, 14 Feb 2012 12:50:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 By: Ben Pelham http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2009/08/21/sears-sells-grill-to-cook-babies/#comment-349072 Ben Pelham Mon, 24 Aug 2009 14:33:34 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/?p=15273#comment-349072 Mmm. Fresh grilled baby. "Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child. If you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. (W.C. Fields) Seriously though, I wonder how many babies die every year partly as the result of large corporations using the cheapest possible labour to make luxury goods in third-world countries for the West. Mmm. Fresh grilled baby.
“Madam, there’s no such thing as a tough child. If you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. (W.C. Fields)
Seriously though, I wonder how many babies die every year partly as the result of large corporations using the cheapest possible labour to make luxury goods in third-world countries for the West.

]]> By: Bacopa http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2009/08/21/sears-sells-grill-to-cook-babies/#comment-348078 Bacopa Sun, 23 Aug 2009 02:38:07 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/?p=15273#comment-348078 Humans taste like that dark cut of the pork tenderloin. Human muscles are all like that dark center cut tenderloin. Chimps and gorillas are strong, but ask a chimp to carry 10kg across a 5KM wide field on a day when the temp exceeds 37C. Chimp and gorilla can't do it, but most humans can. Our rich and dark muscles along with our naked skin and sweat glands make this possible. Humans taste like that dark cut of the pork tenderloin. Human muscles are all like that dark center cut tenderloin. Chimps and gorillas are strong, but ask a chimp to carry 10kg across a 5KM wide field on a day when the temp exceeds 37C. Chimp and gorilla can’t do it, but most humans can. Our rich and dark muscles along with our naked skin and sweat glands make this possible.

]]> By: Hankins http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2009/08/21/sears-sells-grill-to-cook-babies/#comment-347663 Hankins Sat, 22 Aug 2009 15:07:17 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/?p=15273#comment-347663 I too vote with the baby jokes are not funny and a bit disgusting. It's hard to claim I hold myself to a higher standard and then have prominent atheists sinking to such a low level. Seriously, how is eating babies funny? People's biggest complaint about atheists is they must be twisted with no morals and here you do everything you can to promote that idea by telling sophomoric jokes. Frankly, it's embarrassing and below Hemant's character. I think he has been hanging out with the H.S. crowd too much as his sense of humor appears to be stuck there. I too vote with the baby jokes are not funny and a bit disgusting.

It’s hard to claim I hold myself to a higher standard and then have prominent atheists sinking to such a low level. Seriously, how is eating babies funny?

People’s biggest complaint about atheists is they must be twisted with no morals and here you do everything you can to promote that idea by telling sophomoric jokes.

Frankly, it’s embarrassing and below Hemant’s character. I think he has been hanging out with the H.S. crowd too much as his sense of humor appears to be stuck there.

]]> By: Abstruse http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2009/08/21/sears-sells-grill-to-cook-babies/#comment-347637 Abstruse Sat, 22 Aug 2009 14:30:33 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/?p=15273#comment-347637 Those parties that manipulated the website were maybe referencing the case of the Detroit couple that attempted to cremate their baby on the grill? <a href="http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2009-04-16-grill-cremation_N.htm" rel="nofollow"> Those parties that manipulated the website were maybe referencing the case of the Detroit couple that attempted to cremate their baby on the grill?

]]> By: Mara http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2009/08/21/sears-sells-grill-to-cook-babies/#comment-347631 Mara Sat, 22 Aug 2009 14:24:31 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/?p=15273#comment-347631 Darn it, where did I put that photo of my daughter in the roasting pan next to the Thanksgiving turkey? (The turkey was several pounds bigger...) Darn it, where did I put that photo of my daughter in the roasting pan next to the Thanksgiving turkey? (The turkey was several pounds bigger…)

]]> By: Epistaxis http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2009/08/21/sears-sells-grill-to-cook-babies/#comment-347363 Epistaxis Sat, 22 Aug 2009 02:11:34 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/?p=15273#comment-347363 Their website wasn't "under attack" by a certain party; they just configured it very stupidly and everyone on the internet found out how to manipulate it. Their website wasn’t “under attack” by a certain party; they just configured it very stupidly and everyone on the internet found out how to manipulate it.

]]> By: Carlie http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2009/08/21/sears-sells-grill-to-cook-babies/#comment-347273 Carlie Fri, 21 Aug 2009 22:22:22 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/?p=15273#comment-347273 If one is a fat acceptance atheist, one can also have <a href="http://kateharding.net/2009/01/18/stuffing-yourself-with-baby-donuts-is-true-patriotism/" rel="nofollow">baby-flavored donuts</a>. They are awesome. If one is a fat acceptance atheist, one can also have baby-flavored donuts. They are awesome.

]]> By: Hal in Howell MI http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2009/08/21/sears-sells-grill-to-cook-babies/#comment-347239 Hal in Howell MI Fri, 21 Aug 2009 21:04:06 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/?p=15273#comment-347239 You mean eating babies is only a joke? I was looking forward to sharing recipes. You mean eating babies is only a joke? I was looking forward to sharing recipes.

]]> By: cypressgreen http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2009/08/21/sears-sells-grill-to-cook-babies/#comment-347215 cypressgreen Fri, 21 Aug 2009 20:21:24 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/?p=15273#comment-347215 What a scam. Any atheist cooks worth their salt could cook baby on <strong>any</strong> grill just as well as in some fancy schmancy contraption. I'll stick with my 55 gallon drum grill, thank you very much. What a scam. Any atheist cooks worth their salt could cook baby on any grill just as well as in some fancy schmancy contraption. I’ll stick with my 55 gallon drum grill, thank you very much.

]]> By: Robert Thille http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2009/08/21/sears-sells-grill-to-cook-babies/#comment-347206 Robert Thille Fri, 21 Aug 2009 20:12:03 +0000 http://friendlyatheist.com/?p=15273#comment-347206 I eat the unborn! Scrambled unborn chickens are the best! I eat the unborn! Scrambled unborn chickens are the best!

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