Do I Eat It or Not?

Posted on September 17, 2009 by Guest Contributor

This is the worst dilemma I’ve had since getting a crush on a girl who turned out to be a fundie.

Do I eat the baby? Or refrain because it’s made (entirely) out of meat?!

(via This Is Why You’re Fat — Thanks to everyone for the link!)

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  • Kris

    I wasn’t aware that babies aren’t made out of meat.

  • Andy

    To be fair, real babies are also made of meat.

    Whoops! Beat to the punch

  • David D.G.

    Hemant, what did you think babies were made out of anyway? Tofu?

    ~David D.G.

  • http://friendlyatheist.com Hemant Mehta

    Babies are usually made out of bite-size pieces of awesomeness.

  • Angie

    Exactly how is this little entree going to be prepared? Hopefully not in the microwave:

    http://friendlyatheist.com/2009/08/30/child-setting-for-a-microwave/

  • bigjohn756

    That’s too ugly to eat no matter what it’s made of. Real babies look much more appetizing to me.

  • chatterbox

    Umm, gross. Maybe if it was formed out of, say, rice krispie treats.

  • http://www.sheeptoshawl.com writerdd

    Hemant, I’ve got news for you: All babies are made of meat! LOL

  • Pepe Silvia

    Obviously you would eat it because meat is delicious.
    Bacon, come on? Even vegetarians like a bit of bacon…am I right???!!!
    No?
    Fair enough.

  • McBloggenstein

    Haha.. It’s funny to me that multiple people sent you this. It makes me think that if something as unrelated to atheism as this gets sent to you, you must get all sorts of random things sent to you.

    I love that site, btw. It fascinates me the ingenuity that people have with their food creations.

  • muggle

    Well, yes, of course. But, for goodness’ sake, roast it first.

  • gribblethemunchkin

    Given the two problems the world has with over-population and a growing food shortage, maybe we should feed babies to the starving.

  • http://cranialhyperossification.blogspot.com GDad

    I think that you are morally obligated to make sure the baby is eaten, but you don’t have to do it yourself.

  • Brian E

    That thing looks like the bastard offspring of Mr.Bill humping a pile of ground chuck!

  • grazatt

    That thing looks like 9