Satan Did It

Oh man! All the fundies were right all along.

Million-year-old fossils? Just planted by Satan.

Radiometric dating? The devil’s handiwork.

The genetic similarities of different species? I’ll let the video explain that one…

At least we now know where the Crocoduck comes from 🙂

(via SMBC Theater — Thanks to Zach for the link!)

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  • Nice crocoduck 😀

  • that was painful

  • Damn! At least there was no banana.

  • Richard Wade

    Nicely done. The point at the end is the height of ironic truth. Fundie schools and colleges crank out people who have nothing to offer to science. Like the rest of us, they’ll be kept alive by medicines developed by atheists.

  • @ RW Kept alive by the medical discoveries of non-fundamentalists, rather. Lots of theists have their heads on straight and realise that science and religion shouldn’t/don’t intersect.

  • Reginald Selkirk

    Lots of theists have their heads on straight and realise that science and religion shouldn’t/don’t intersect.

    I.e. they have become successful at compartmentalization.

  • I loved the white tan line visible near Satan’s sagging pants. Hilarious!

  • DC

    I loved the white tan line visible near Satan’s sagging pants. Hilarious!

  • haha, that was great!!

    BTW I just stumbled across your blog. I saw your FAQs and just wanted to say I thought they were well-said. Going to explore your blog some more!

  • Chal

    Pretty awesome crocoduck.