Baby Spatula

If I had this product, making dinner would be *so* much easier.

I suspect it would make playtime much more fun, too!

(Thanks to Reid for the link!)

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  • K


    *rushes off to buy one*

  • gski

    Is the baby included?

  • I… I love this product.

  • Jeff Satterley


    Only if you call in the next 10 minutes!

  • cyn
  • Richard Wade

    But that’s not all! If you purchase a Flip-a-Baby RIGHT NOW and mention this ad, we’ll send you absolutely free, a Flip-a-Fundie! Designed with the same patented scooping action, but stronger for those heavier fundies who pester you with hell and brimstone. Get them out of your face just as easily as Flip-a-Baby. Take advantage of this once-in-a-lifetime offer now!!

  • Revyloution

    Richard, its odd how that rhetoric has worked its way into our lives.

    I’ve never watched much TV, but I could hear the cadence and tone of the announcers voice while reading that bit. Its odd how our cultural memes control our brains beyond our own control.

    Oh, and I want a baby flipper.

  • Darwin’s Dagger

    That guy’s using that thing all wrong. You’re not supposed to flip the baby across the room. You’re supposed to flip the baby over so that it cooks on the other side.