Comments on: Baby Spatula

By: Darwin's Dagger

Darwin's Dagger — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 13:38:06 +0000

That guy’s using that thing all wrong. You’re not supposed to flip the baby across the room. You’re supposed to flip the baby over so that it cooks on the other side.

By: Revyloution

Revyloution — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 13:36:14 +0000

Richard, its odd how that rhetoric has worked its way into our lives.

I’ve never watched much TV, but I could hear the cadence and tone of the announcers voice while reading that bit. Its odd how our cultural memes control our brains beyond our own control.

Oh, and I want a baby flipper.

By: Richard Wade

Richard Wade — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 07:55:02 +0000

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By: cyn

cyn — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 06:27:40 +0000

Jurors consulted a bible to determine a man’s fate.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/6338320/Texas-man-faces-execution-after-jurors-consult-Bible-to-decide-fate.html

By: Jeff Satterley

Jeff Satterley — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 01:59:17 +0000

@gski

Only if you call in the next 10 minutes!

By: Dirkson

Dirkson — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 01:58:42 +0000

I… I love this product.

By: gski

gski — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 01:53:22 +0000

Is the baby included?

By: K

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 01:24:03 +0000

YES!

*rushes off to buy one*