Comments on: The Atheist MemoMaid

By: Jamie Brace

Jamie Brace — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 23:11:53 +0000

Twilight, Vampires dont actualy sparkle?!?!?!

By: Edward T. Babinski

Edward T. Babinski — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 23:32:47 +0000

The next book Comfort will write the forward to and give away free:

The Joy of Gay Sex

By: Loren Petrich

Loren Petrich — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 16:25:43 +0000

The approximate sphericity of the Earth.

In Matthew 4:8, Jesus Christ gets to see “all the kingdoms of the world”, and one would have to be in outer space to come close to doing so.

As the eminent theologian Lactantius had noted, what could be as absurd as the notion of antipodes, where rain falls upward and plants grow downward?

Furthermore, in Rev. 6:13, we find that the stars will some day fall out of the sky, as if they are tiny lights and not huge fireballs at huge distances from the Earth.

Let us also not forget Joshua 10:12-13; Joshua told the Sun to stop moving, not the Earth.

So we ought to believe that the Earth is flat and stationary and that the sky is an inverted bowl overhead with the Sun, Moon, and stars moving in it.

For more, see Robert Schadewald’s Flat-Earth Bible: http://www.lhup.edu/~dsimanek/febible.htm

By: Mankoi

Mankoi — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 17:27:47 +0000

On the Special and General Theory of Relativity (A Popular Account) In which he will state that the breakdown of Newtonian physics on certain levels is a miracle of divine intervention and proof of God.

By: Modern Girl

Modern Girl — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 02:12:22 +0000

I thought an atheist believes there is no God. That writing sounds more like what the humanist believes.

By: Seth Strong

Seth Strong — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 13:37:28 +0000

Isn’t it technically a misstep to write what an atheist believes?

By: Dan T

Dan T — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 13:00:41 +0000

How about How to Win Friends & Influence People. He’s done a good job here.

By: Slugsie

Slugsie — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 12:48:17 +0000

He should take on the Telephone Directory. The theory that needs debunking is that dialling the number listed will let you contact the person it’s listed against. After all, it doesn’t work all the time (i.e. when the person isn’t home), it’s discriminatory against those who can’t read, write or have a telephone, and it has these occasional anomalies called typos. All of that should be more than enough to discredit the Telephone Directory.

By: Melissa D.

Melissa D. — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 04:16:51 +0000

He’ll write an introduction to an edition of the bible published in it’s original languages (Hebrew, Aramaic, and Greek) claiming that it’s a false translation, that English is God’s language, and any version other than the King James written in anything other than American English is an abomination created by atheists.

By: Hey You

Hey You — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 02:36:20 +0000

He will give away copies of Dawkins’ The God Delusion; he won’t bother to write an introduction attempting to debunk anything in it, he will just give away a banana along with it, thinking that should be enough to prove his point beyond a shadow of a doubt…