Which Religion Should I Follow?

The best part is that it asks what you want or like, not what you actually think or believe. What if I want everyone to worship me? It also reminds me of the create your own adventure books where you hold your place to see if you like the outcome.

Yeah, this is a good one. Where do you find all your good stuff?

lol this is awesome. i love it

Hi! I do not have a proof that God exists, but I do need a proof that God does not exist.

Can you give me one PROOF? Either would suffice.

thank you!

Wait what? Buddhists don’t have any gods, not even Buddha himself is considered one.

Outstanding find! This is certainly worth sharing.

LOLZ! Lucky me, I turned out atheist, which means this chart is 100% accurate for everyone!

Great find. Thanks for sharing this. It made me smile.

Well, that got me completely right. However, I’m okay even if I do win the lotto. (Hey, I know but desperate people grasp at straws.) I’ve been certified sane.

That was the upshot of the religious discrimination I suffered on the job. Put me on involuntary medical leave until I underwent a psychiatric examination which I only did because I was on the list (scored in the 90′s on the civil service exam) for promotion. Needless to say, I passed with flying colors. Which surprised me because the shrink seemed quite hostile. The whole state exam place was real creepy and big-brotherish.

So, even though I’m paranoid, I’m sane. (Appearances sometimes to the contrary.) Bring on the wealth New York State lottery! You owe me and I know I’d never win a law suit even if I could find a willing lawyer.

I owned a black cat for 18 1/2 years but I guess that doesn’t count since I believe in no gods. Guess Wicca’s a backup when we’re forced to choose at gun point. (Actually, I think I’d take the Flying Spaghetti Monster and, hey, then I get to get a cool pirate costume.)

You’d think that Jewish/Muslim was determined by beer rather than hummus.

More importantly, I think that the “Rich and Insane” question should be replaced by “Do You REALLY Need Religion?”. It’d imply that a) no religion is *not* a religion and b) you don’t actually need to be rich to be exploited by religion.

Brilliant! Love the Scientology route!

What about us agnostics out there? Under “How Many Gods Do You Want to Worship?”, they should have “Gods? Where? How should I know that!?”.

Actually, it makes sense that agnosticism isn’t included, since it’s meant to show what “religion” one should follow.

Awkwardly noteworthy though pleasantly honest then that it did include atheism…..

Hmmm… I can’t see the flowchart. Just stated a new job and Saudi Arabia and it looks like they’re blocking it… All I get is a “this page is unavailable” and a link to the kingdom’s internet policy. I think living in a REAL religious theocracy is going to be an eye opening experience for me!

This is really good except for one thing—Generic Christian has been made mutually exclusive from Naturally Annoying Person. Surely this needs to be fixed somehow.
I suggest that Gen Chris also be moved under ‘yes’, and under ‘no’ we have something like “you should worship the FSM”.

I love the logic. It’s not that ‘clear’ in the real world unfortunately. But whatever religion you choose each one should be able to explain logically why they believe what they believe. In other words, if you are blinded by your culture and you ‘automatically’ choose what you’re born into, then rethink the path you have taken in life.

I am soooooooo blogrolling you!

Regards,

Tengrain

And, as usual, the Taoists get left out.

We’d probably branch off early.

“How many Gods do you want to worship?” “YES.”

“If I was stupid enough to follow a religion, I have to …”

According to the definition, even atheism IS A RELIGION.
So you still stupid.

Big Bang is the most important event that explain the existance of God and the creation of the universe from a point (from nothing).

It seems that you don’t even ask you questions ! before Big Bang, it was what ??

I have chosen the religion that transformed in only 50 years brute and ignorant Arabs small tribes into the most large empire in history that governed between china and Spain for more than 700 years.
Need more proofs ???

Another note on Buddhism (beside the lack of “Gods” to worship):

the goal of buddhism is not to be reincarnated – the goal is to break the cycle of reincarnation

category could be change to “belief in reincarnation”

This chart’s racist.

Say what you like in it’s defense, it’s still damn racist.

I’ll leave you lot to figure out what kind of people that makes you guys. Frankly, the responses say plenty to me.

Funny, but author is wrong about about buddhist, in fact they haven’t a god, Buddha was a prophet.

In the other hand. What about Flying Spaghetti Monster? And about She Pink Invisible Unicorn?

I believe in i Gods.
(i=imaginary)

Silly Athiests… none isn’t an option. In the athiest case, the number of gods should be one and it should be you.

Ironically he forgot Ironicisim, its only $35 dollars to going this religion and ironically no one ever joins.

It didn’t work for me at all. I am Unitarian Universalist. For me that means 1 God, no bacon (leftist vegetarian)

It would be righteously difficult to chart the UUs. Number of Gods is not a determining factor. I guess the defining factor would be where we don’t care to tell you what to believe… Like I have 1 God but it’s okay with me no matter how many you have. I think that could be what sets us apart.

Joy

That was funny, but what about the 80% of the Muslims who happen to be non-Arabs and are not exposed to Hummus?

Umm Hinduism has one god just a ton of forms

Sure Buddhists have gods and tons of them!
Hinduism isn’t even a single religion. There are lots of local cults under one name. And yes, there are miriads of gods and deities worshiped all around India.

What if you like both bacon and hummus?

As others have suggested, hummus should be replaced by

1) Alcohol
(Yes – Jewish, Meh – Muslim)
2) Shellfish
(Yes – Muslim, Meh – Jewish)
3) Multiple Wives
(Yes – Muslim, Are you crazy, the one I’ve got is bad enough! – Jewish)

The Academy Award winning short, West Bank Story, was based on the Israeli and Palestinian mutual love for hummus.

Hey, I should be a Wiccan since I have a black cat!

Considering Hummus is almost the national food of Israel (yah, the only country the Jews have)…
you have obviously missed “You Don’t Mess with the Zohan”.

The Native Americans had it right: We must live in harmony with our world, using what we need, putting back what we don’t need, and building up to replace what we’ve taken. In fact we should live in harmony with the natural world. We Jews call it Tikkun Olam (Repairing the World) and follow the Divine laws, legislating them to keep up with technology and learning.

“Wait what? Buddhists don’t have any gods, not even Buddha himself is considered one.”

Correct about Siddartha, incorrect about not having Gods

“This technically isn’t completely true since thought we Buddhists have a some gods, we don’t care about any of them at all and don’t pray to/worship them – as a non-theistic religion, it’s probably better on the right!

Other than that, great chart”

Wrong. Depending on your sect buddhist are either pan-theist, agonstic, or polytheist, and because you don’t have to follow the strict scriptures of buddhism in order to be buddhist you can be monotheist as well if you wanna be. Buddhism breaks the flow chart, probably because Siddartha was vague when it came to God and called it useless speculation.

Why can’t I see the image?