Comments on: The BibleThumper iPhone App

By: Jay

Jay — Fri, 21 May 2010 01:27:45 +0000

I am an atheist, but this app is ridiculous. Why would I pay even a dollar for something that I can do a search for and find on the internet for free? Buy a Snickers bar for yourself instead.

By: Jon

Jon — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 01:19:23 +0000

“Blessed is the man who takes your babies and smashes them against the rocks.” -Psalm 137:9

By: Alekx

Alekx — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 21:32:15 +0000

I, for one, think this app would be way better if it had odd quotes from many different religions and their holy books.
It would show the fact that every religion
has a bit of awkwardness to it.

Other than that, I want this.
Great stuff for boredom.

By: Hemant Mehta

Hemant Mehta — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 18:46:48 +0000

Winners have been contacted. Thanks, everyone!

By: Francis Dierick

Francis Dierick — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 17:46:33 +0000

@ Alan E. : Really? So glad someone used it ‘for real’. All quotes are from the King James version, so they’re defenitely not fake! Thanks for the tweet. I’m @francis_dierick on Twitter.

@ scsalon: I hope you’re above 17 & managed to buy it

… word is that Hemant will be announcing the winners soon!

By: mingfrommongo

mingfrommongo — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 17:16:43 +0000

Most misinterpreted by Xtians:
Prove all things; hold fast that which is good. – 1Thessalonians 5:12

By: almightygod

almightygod — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 14:47:07 +0000

Gen 1:1

By: Francis Dierick

Francis Dierick — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 12:31:55 +0000

Hi all,

This is Francis, developer of BibleThumper. I’m working on an update for the app and will probably include some of your suggestions.

@Siamang: I’m not sure what I should do about those 1-star reviews. On the one hand they’re damn funny, but on the other hand they bring the app ranking down. I’m sure that if I make the app free it will get inundated with ‘bibletards’ reviews.

@5ive : http://itunes.com/apps/BibleThumper

Cheers – Francis

By: Bruce Martin

Bruce Martin — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 07:07:54 +0000

Here’s my favorite verse in the bible. It commands all women that they MUST be lesbians. It is an abomination for a woman to lie with a man. A woman should only lie with a woman. It is the word of the lord.

Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. Leviticus 18:22

I don’t think I am misinterpreting this, as the bible presumably means exactly what it literally says, in plain English, just as Moses wrote it. (He wouldn’t use the British version, of course, but only the real, American version of our holy English language.)

By: Bruce Martin

Bruce Martin — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 07:00:53 +0000

God will bless you with girls to enjoy, apparently.

And Moses said unto them, Have ye saved all the women alive? … Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves. Numbers 31:15-19

How can we question the word of the Lordy?