This post is by Jesse Galef
I just realized that instead of giving you a Friday Funny, I put up a post with that horrid “Letter From Hell” abomination. My apologies. To remedy the situation, I give you James Randi in 1992 explaining why it is impossible to prove a negative:
You can’t just rest on your imagined laurels because I am unable to disprove the existence of a particular supernatural influence. Show me the evidence for your claim! Show me an amputee who regrows a limb, an individual who repeatedly knows the 10-digit numbers written in my desk, or a single reindeer who can fly.
And we will test the evidence. *Push*