Pastor Rick Warren had asked for $900,000 from his church members because of a budget shortfall. And (shocking!) they gave him $2,400,000.
Glad to see all is right with the world…
Hugh Kramer wrote a nursery rhyme for the occasion:
Baa, baa, slack-jawed sheep
My coffers can you fill?
Yes sir, yes sir,
$2.4 M. in the till.
Some for our pastor,
Some to praise his name,
And some for the anti-gay
I like it. Do “Hickory Dickory Dock” next!