Comments on: Jesus Bruise?

By: 5 Other Things I Didn’t Know Last Week | Raconteur.

5 Other Things I Didn’t Know Last Week | Raconteur. — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 16:54:55 +0000

[...] 5. Jesus likes branding Christians. [...]

By: Angie

Angie — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 16:58:26 +0000

I see a purple Muppet.

By: Anne O'Nymous

Anne O'Nymous — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 15:49:20 +0000

My vote is for Rasputin.

By: James

James — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 09:22:41 +0000

I want to know who has punched her with a big Jesus ring on their finger. Bling it up for Jesus.

Still, that doesn’t even look that much like a face. As their faith becomes less tenable, they certainly get more desperate for signage.

Certainly doesn’t look anything like the Jesus I know. ;o)

To be fair to ABC, the anchors did take the piss quite a bit. Because, yeah, it was the doctors that told her to go to the press. She didn’t want to… much. D

By: muggle

muggle — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 01:19:20 +0000

Why is Jesus beating up on her? What horrible sin did she commit? Blasphemy? Since we know that’s worse than rape, murder, etc.

By: Berior

Berior — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 01:18:14 +0000

I think it look like a nasty bruise vaguely in the shape of any bearded guy possible. It really depends on what you want to see.

So I’m going with Rob Zombie

By: Ellie

Ellie — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 23:45:32 +0000

Umm… looks like Rasputin to me. A friend of mine says it’s the Scream murderer. I still say Rasputin ;P

By: marco

marco — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 23:38:43 +0000

I guess that’s what you get from “blind faith”: You run into things. And if you run into a something Jesus-face-shaped, the bruise will look like Jesus’ face … at least to you and your bad eye-sight

By: Meredith

Meredith — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 20:43:14 +0000

I also see Sgt Floyd Pepper from the Electric Mayhem (The Muppet Show Band).

By: Lagunatic

Lagunatic — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 20:39:10 +0000

Yum, haruspicy.

Well, I guess I know what I’m cooking for dinner! Bangers and mash it is.