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It freaks people out:
(Thanks to Jason for the link!)
I just strapped on my lollerskates and went for a ride.
Stalked by Jesus? At least he wasn’t there when he went to the loo.
ZOMFSM. I haven’t laughed that hard in ages.
And Christians think this would be a good thing!? lol!
Oh that Jesus. What a wisecracker!
That was hilarious. I think it sort of illustrates what Hitchens was talking about when he said God being everywhere would be very invasive.
I dunno, this Jesus looks kinda cool. I’d be down with hanging with this Jesus. At least he’s not looking on all disapproving-like when he hangs out with his girlfriend…
Sorry if it is long, but I had to post it here. The words bellow belongs to a music written in 1975 by a musician that brought the Rock’n’Roll to Brazil Unfortunelly, he has died long ago, but he is still an icon and his musics are still listened by everyone, from teenagers to middle-age people as myself sorry by the translation, I had to let it talk by itself
When I forget time for bed And suddenly is downing I feel the guilt and I don’t know why I ask: What have I done ? My heart don’t answer I fell fear
If I see a paper on the floor I shiver, run and take it I’m afraid it could be a note I’d made Something that can’t be read And I like to write, but But I feel fear ! I feel fear !
I was so afraid to get out bed at nigth an walk toward the bathroom Afraid of knowing that I wasn’t alone there, becouse always Always… always… I was with God! I was with God! I was with God! I was always with God!
My mother told me long time ago Wherever you go, God goes after you God always sees everything you do But I couldn’t see God I thought it was a ghost But I was afraid! I was afraid!
I used to hesitate to get naked there, under the shower, ashmed Ashmed of knowing that there was someone with me Seeing me to do everything that people do in a bathroom Seeing me to do everything that people do in a bathroom
paranoid I dedicate this song to paranoid With love and fear With love and fear With love and fear With love and fear
Obs: PARA NOIA is the name in portuguese, paranoia means paranoid and “para” means to. So, Para Noia means that his has dedicated this song to someone named Noia ( I believe that Noia means the catholic church )
In US catholics are just a bunch of people, here, they rule.
Oh now that was funny.
I’ll agree with his mouthed words: son of a bitch! The stalker creep was stealing his girlfriend. And the hypocrite nixed beer but poured the wine.
I knew it! Jesus is an asshole.
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