Flying Spaghetti Monster Toast

March 28, 2010 By Guest Contributor 15 Comments

Toast is good.

Buttered toast with jelly is delicious.

But Flying Spaghetti Monster Toast is divine:

The awesome ladies at Negative Entropy offer directions so you can make them yourself. Check it out!

Filed Under: General, Humor 15 Comments
  • Kid A

    Take, eat, for this is my toast.

  • Shatterface

    Man, if the unbelievers don’t aren’t Touched by His Noodly Appendage after this there’s no hope for them!

  • Richard P.

    Is there an alter, a place we can come and pay homage?

  • Ron in Houston

    How can he manifest his noodliness if we make it for him? We simply need to be patient and wait for more toast miracles.

  • Ruthanng

    Touched by the golden brown crunchy goodness of his noodly appendage.

  • http://skepsos.wordpress.com Skepsos

    Oh my… I accidentally ate all toast that came out like that.
    It happens to me every sunday.

  • http://www.givesgoodemail.com Givesgoodemail

    OMG! I saw Cthulhu on my toast this morning.

    I’d post a picture, but it’d drive you insane.

  • Epistaxis

    It’s a consecrated toast!

  • http://hoverfrog.wordpress.com hoverfrog

    Perfect food for the morning after the night before when a person has been praising the FSM with his favourite beverage.

  • CS Shelton

    Hell yes! What a sweet story. I must brush my teeth. The important thing is the song is gone and the school district’s lawyers will give them the business if they try this kind of garbage again. Wooooo!

  • CS Shelton

    oops, wrong thread. The Florida school district thing. Carry on, good pastafarians.

  • Roxane

    And you don’t even have to bring your own pareidolia!

  • Angie

    It’s a miracle! Obviously this is proof for the existence of the FSM and the exalted status of pirates.

  • http://cousinavi.wordpress.com cousinavi

    Jelly? Jelly???

    I think you meant to say JAM. Perhaps marmalade.

  • http://www.gospelaccordingtohate.com Tom

    I love it.

    Did you see the one where people claimed Jesus appeared in a vat of frozen spaghetti sauce in Scranton? I thought it looked like one of the Village People.

    Check it out: http://www.gospelaccordingtohate.com/2010/03/first-friday-devotion-get-sauced-with.html