Courtesy of FMyLife:
Today, after church, my 5-year-old son asked me about God, so I answered his questions in full. We talked about God for over 2 hours. At the end of it all, he pondered for a moment, before saying to me “That’s the stupidest thing I ever heard. You’re dumb.” FML
Heh. Though, before you enjoy that too much, remember: 5-year-olds are fickle and there’s a good chance he’ll just change his mind the next day.
(Thanks to Travis for the link!)