Jesus and Flying Spaghetti Monster, Together

Reader Abigail was cleaning her kitchen yesterday, scrubbing a few stains left by a pot on a white shelf.

That’s when she saw it:


It’s not just Jesus, either. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is there, too. Double whammy! (If you can’t make out that red writing, it says “Noodly Appendage”)

Clearly, it’s a sign of the apocalypse. Or a boobquake. Or something.

Do you see it?! I’ll try to help…

If I were Abigail, I’d never wash the kitchen again. That would be heresy. Her best best is to charge for admission and then just buy a new house.

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  • Hybrid

    That’s not Jesus, it’s country singer !

  • Hybrid

    Yeah, apparently I butchered that code. Apologies 🙂

  • todd

    I looked for it on eBay and can’t see it up there yet, but I will start the bidding at $500!

  • lol! Somehow I doubt it will get as much press as Jesus in a Taco.

  • Betsy

    -definitely posting my pap smear. 3 apostles and Carl Sagan.

  • Matthew Bryant

    I embarrassed myself at work laughing at Betsy’s comment! Now I have to clean nose-coffee out of my keyboard for the second time this week…

  • Looks like FSM has finally been invited into the Super Best Friends League!

  • Aaron

    definitely posting my pap smear. 3 apostles and Carl Sagan.
    OK, that is fricking hilarious!

  • Reginald Selkirk

    That’s not Jesus, it’s Steven Spielberg.

  • Angie

    Hmmm. Looks like Duke Leto Atreides from the 1984 Dune movie, next to Spongebob. Obviously Frank Herbert is trying to send us a sign from beyond the grave.

  • inmyhead9

    Now I am hungry for tacos.

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  • dwimmerlaik81

    He’s the son of a carpenter from Nazareth and the youthful face of an ancient Near Eastern tri-partite god… It’s a giant spaghetti monster… together… THEY FIGHT CRIME!

  • coyotenose

    Without the handy visual cues, I would STILL have no idea which stain was supposed to be which god.

    It’s so sad that the very clearest moment of religious pareidolia to date was the dog with the Jesus-taint.

  • adam

    It looks more like Zeus from the cover of The Age Of Mythology game. Though this is an improvement, besides Zeus could really use the PR he’s been out of work for so long.

  • edwords

    (small digression)

    Let’s combine National Prayer Day with

    our own Atheist Appreciation Day.

    Y’all come,now.