The Real Reason Touchdown Jesus Burned Down

We needed to look up for the answer!

(via Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster)


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  • muggle

    Oh, this is not good! The gods are at war! Humankind is so screwed.

  • William

    all praise be unto his noodliness for striking down this idolatrous travisty!

  • Brian Sheehan

    I just figured it was locals since he’s obviously signaling touchdown Steelers 😉

  • “It’s Good!” (the “News” that is)

  • No, I refuse to believe his Noodlyness has stooped to vandalism. This picture must be a fake done by some anti-noodlist to slur his great and tasty name!

  • Feld

    Maybe it was just a case of td jesus being touched by his noodly appendage, with slightly catastrophic effects…

  • The water is very blue. Does that mean jesus peed in the pool?

  • paulalovescats

    That is so obviously photoshopped! Another attempt by a religion to put clouds in the air! [S]