You can be skeptical and friendly at the same time.
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You’re creative and you have Photoshopping skills. Now use those talents!
This one’s amusing, but you can do better.
I just got even with the old woman who lives in the shoe…
If you don’t get me to a real pot, there’s gonna be a mess.
Look at this pot, now look at me. Now look at the shoe, now back to me….
“Elementary my dear Watson. Twas Colonel Mustard in the conservatory with the lead pipe. I’d stake my reputation on it! By the way, we should now retire inside cuz I just went doodie in my diaper.”
if this ends up on the internet…so help me.
“No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die!”
best I could come up with in the time I have.
The science behind this waterproof shoe is amazing… but it does not relieve you of your parental duty to buy me a PONY!
Skeptical baby is skeptical
“Baptize me? Not likely.”
I will connect the pieces of my doomsday device unless you pay me one billion dollars!
My diaper is full, your argument is invalid.
Yes, yes, I’m sure all that stuff about this fantasy of yours, Santa Claus, did you call it? I’m sure it’s very interesting, but I have to finish these tests on my shoe. If you’ll excuse me…
The Baby could be saying you want to eat who?
In Soviet Russia, baby eat you!
Some guy named Russel gave me this. I doubt it is the original.
“It’s called ‘found art’ or a ‘readymade…’ *sigh*…you wouldn’t know art if Marcel Duchamp himself hit you in the face with it, would you?”
“you want me to put this on my head and say what? ‘Whip it, whip it good’ ??”
It puts the water in the shoe or it gets the hose.
What’s L’il Punkin doing? You’ll see.
This is what happens when you let your infant listen to Cheech and Chong records.
College Humor had a good one.
The most important step in preparing your infant is to brine it for 6-10 hours, depending on size. Give it some toys to play with, and it’ll hardly make a noise.
Ooh, this is a much better place for my comment than the rapture rescue post…
This is pretty off-topic, but with Hemant’s fondness for baby-eating jokes, you have GOT to see this: http://www.stupid.com/fun/FETS.html Fetus Cookie Cutter! LOL
“You are not invited to the Tea Party”
Wow that site really has a lot of tasteless schtuff
IMOI, Cathy L wins! She captures the baby’s countenance perfectly!
IMO, Matt won this with:
I literally laughed out loud.
Pfft! I turned water into a purple jelly sandal. Jesus= pwned.
Healthcare? Ha, turns out the Pro-Life thing expired as soon as I actually got one.
Yeah, I know, that was kind of weak. My favorite is without a doubt.
I’m thinking of making that in to a t-shirt, if it’s ok with Beverly Johnson.
Oh wait how about this one.
“You do know Sean Penn is my father, right?”
We know what you’re really thinking, Hemant… Baby stew!
(I liked a few of the captions above, and used Gimp instead of photoshop.)
“You want me to go to Sunday School? Really…… Do I look THAT Stupid?”
“Why, yes, I was born in Midwich, the year after the UFO. Why do you ask?”
You LDS boys better not come proselytizing here…
Crawl a mile in my shoe!
Mommy makes me choose.
What you looking at Willis?
Keep your Watchtower. I’ve got a shoe to water.
It’s called a shoe tree. Duh.
I said good day, sir.
Honestly, don’t you think I can tell the difference between a real Gucci jelly sandal and a fake?
It’s The Exorcist baby!
Just noticed the awful url name. It’s an okay photo. Don’t fear the site, just the wee one.
No Mr Ratzinger, I practically was born yesterday, and even I don’t fall for your BS… By the way. My shoes are much cuter than yours.
“I have altered the pool. Pray I do not alter it any further.”
I am disappoint.
I vote for fritzy….
“It’s called ‘found art’ or a ‘readymade…’ *sigh*…you wouldn’t know art if Marcel Duchamp himself hit you in the face with it, would you?” I’m feeling that one. Riot.
“Check it out. This shoe holds about as much water as your Jesus story.”
“You must not know ’bout me.”
LOL @ Angel’s “I said good day, sir.”
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