Republican Sex and Marriage Advice: Juvenile Erectile Dysfunction

Always nice to hear sex advice from a Republican:

(via Republican Sex and Marriage Advice — Thanks to Alan for the link!)

  • Eliza

    I don’t get it…is the idea misinformation about sex + disapproval of sex + free-market solutions all rolled into one? The only group that leaves out is the neocons…

  • Steve

    It’s increasingly becoming harder to tell if what they say is real or a parody. But you just can’t make up some of this shit.

  • Chris

    huh?

  • D-train

    I laughed for a solid minute.

  • SkeptiMommy

    I’ve convinced myself it’s joke. But I agree…it’s becoming increasingly more difficult to tell.
    My favorite part: “I don’t want to say my name.” [Taylor Collins]

  • Ste Rowley

    My favourite part is the diabetes comment at the end.

  • http://www.lyonlegal.blogspot.com Vincent

    My favorite part was “I don’t want to give my name” and his name appears on the screen.

  • http://www.youratheistneighbor.blogspot.com keystothekid

    …It should of been hosted by Zach Galifianakis.

  • sarah

    This has to be a parody! Right? I checked their website and there is no “this is satire” or anything.

    It is terribly difficult to tell these days, i agree.

    I thought it was funny, nonetheless.

  • http://www.donteuton.com Don Teuton

    This is a perfect example of Poe’s Law.

  • KF

    This has to be a parody. Tell me if you’ve EVER seen such a phallic looking depiction of the republican elephant. Coincidence? I think not.

  • Edmond

    Oh, please. Fake, fake, fake.

    Come on, that LOGO? The ringing “ears”?

    He talks about “devices” that you can put your “property” into.

    He says “Limp property (hah!) occurs for 30 million men in the U.S. Which means that worldwide, it’s in the billions.”

    30 million men account equates to about 5% of U.S. population. 5% of WORLD population is about 350 million. This is not even ONE billion, let alone IN the billions.

    And then the sudden jump to diabetes? And the teaser: NEXT WEEK! I’m looking to start an affair.

    Are these appropriate questions for Republicans to answer? Why would you GO to Republicans for this stuff? Taylor Collins wants to know if there’s anything “wrong” with taking pills for ED. “Wrong” means he worries that it’s “sinful”. This is satire that highlights the irrational connections between Republicanism and religious sexual morality.

    Completely fake. But hilarious! EXCESSIVELY hilarious.

  • http://miketheinfidel.blogspot.com/ MikeTheInfidel

    Did it really take that much effort to see it’s fake??

    Property. Heh.

  • jolly

    Go to youtube and watch a bunch of their other videos, very strange but they do make me laugh.

  • Ben

    @Mike: Due to Poe’s Law, the more I learn, the less likely I am to call something a fake.

  • Sean

    Pedantic math fix:

    30 million men account equates to about 10% of U.S. population (20% of men). 10% of WORLD population is about 700 million. This is not even ONE billion, let alone IN the billions.

  • http://www.correntewire.com chicago dyke

    interesting. i was sad they didn’t work in the “and sometimes when i’m in the school showers with other young men, i have these thoughts…” that would’ve made it authentic, but i’m not surprised they didn’t go to that part of reality.

  • http://itsmyworldcanthasnotyours.blogspot.com WMDKitty

    Heh, the non-answers were hilarious.

  • muggle

    Obviously a Poe and chuckle worthy but I must say the last bit about or maybe you have diabetes hit home.

    As a child of abusive parents, I have so often experienced this uncomfortable shift in the conversation when discussing problems and mentioning it. Yes, even with doctors.

    One reason child beaters and molesters get away with it so much is other people’s discomfort with it and resultant refusal — and I do mean utter refusal — to look at, let alone address the problem or actually help a kid in need.

    I mention doctors for a reason. Childhood abuse has a lifelong effect on your health. To this day (I’m 52 going on 53), doctors squirm if you bring it up when they really should be making it a part of your chart.

  • fiddler

    This site has to be a poe site.

    Watch this one on monkeys.
    http://rsmashow.com/?p=63

  • Bertram Cabot, Jr.

    What FRIENDLY atheists you all are!

    Bahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!1

  • Alan E.

    I went through and watched every episode. They are freaking hilarious. I love the tagline “The penis is nothing but the telephone through which god speaks.” This site is def. a Poe.

    Also, there is more to the logo than just the ringing ears. The entire logo clip goes from vibrating testicles to ejaculation. That alone signifies a Pie site.

  • Alan E.

    I went through and watched every episode. They are freaking hilarious. I love the tagline “The penis is nothing but the telephone through which god speaks.” This site is def. a Poe.

    Also, there is more to the logo than just the ringing ears. The entire logo clip goes from vibrating testicles to ejaculation. That alone signifies a Poe site.

  • Nakor

    Nah, it’s not a Poe because it’s too easy to tell it’s a joke. It’s only a Poe when you can’t tell. ;)

    Hilarious all the same. I loved the name bit too.

  • http://http://gendtea-denvou.livejournal.com.livejournal.com millheating

    “It’s only a Poe when you can’t tell.”
    Where else can I read about this?

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