Looks like there’s a Christian version of “Tik Tok” by Ke$ha:
I’m talkin’ going to Mass on Sunday,
Totally Catholic partay, it’s happenin’ in the liturgy.
Drop down, I’m kneeling before the mighty King
Telling Him He’s my everything.
Listen up, Church, we’re gonna sing.
Our God really rocks, yeah, He ticks the devil off.
When sin enters in, Jesus fights for us and wins.
Tick tock on the clock but the praying don’t stop, no.
As you can tell, the audience is mesmerized. I think they’re trying to figure out who Ke$ha is.
For those of you who read blogs all day, she’s a popular singer. Glad I could help.
***Update***: Is that one not enough for you? Then enjoy the Christian version of Justin Bieber:
(via Christian Nightmares)
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