Jesus Parodies Rebecca Black

I guess one Christian parody of Rebecca Black‘s “Friday” wasn’t enough.

At least this one wasn’t made by a church:

Thirty-three A.D.; time for the passion
Get Ciaiphas, Get Pontius Pilate
Gotta get a whip, gotta take some lashes.
King of the Jews, my time is coming
A crucifixion, everybody’s yelling
Got a big cross; damn its heavy.
Gotta crown of thorns, where are my friends?

Judas he deceived me
Peter he denied me
Gotta tell my father
I need some new friends.

Good Friday, Friday
Gotta die on Good Friday
Everybody’s watching me fall and they’re not helping
Good Friday, Friday
Getting crucified day
Dad better be right about my resurrection.

Suffering, Suffering (Yeah)
Suffering, Suffering (Yeah)
This is not fun
Looking forward to Revelation!

It’s 3 P.M., I’m hanging on the big cross
Nails through my hands, and why did they stab me.
Son, Son, I am his son
You know he won’t like this.
Jesus Christ, Son of God
A thief is by my right side
Oh screw this, I am pissed
And now you’ll know it!

Darkness when it’s still day
Lightning cause I’m angry
Bet you didn’t think that
I was serious.

Good Friday, Friday
Gotta eat fish on Friday
Everybody’s sorry and now they’re Christians.
Good Friday, Friday
I just died on Friday
Everybody’s looking forward to Easter Sunday.

Rising up, Rising up (Yeah)
Rising up, Rising up (Yeah)
In just three days
Who the hell is the Easter Bunny?

Yesterday we feasted
Today is Good Friday
I.I.I so crucified
I so crucified
I just saved you all today

Tomorrow I’m in a cave
Then Easter comes afterwards
I just want Sunday to come!

JC Jesus Christ
Just hanging in Jerusalem
In robes of white.
Dude can walk on water
Then change it into wine
How you gonna kill a man so divine
But he tricked you son, he’s on the rise.
And you are in for a big surprise
Get down on your knees and start to pray
Cause J.C. is coming back in 3 days
Resurrection, son.

Good Friday, Friday
Gotta eat fish on Friday
Everybody’s sorry and now they’re Christians
Good Friday, Friday
I just died on Friday
Everybody’s looking forward to Easter Sunday.

Rising up, Rising up (Yeah)
Rising up, Rising up (Yeah)
In just three days
Who the hell is the Easter Bunny?

(Blame jtradke for the link!)

  • MIDVALCRE

    I haven’t winced that much since I made myself watch Leonard Nimoy sing the Ballad of Bilbo Baggins. At least they did throw in some good humor too. The “Damn it’s heavy” about the cross did make me chuckle. If they can joke about it, maybe, just maybe, next stop is non-belief ville.

  • Rabid

    Without knowing anything about the guy that made the video, this could easily just be a parody from a non-christian.

    It was generally meh though, except the “getting crucifieday” bit. That was just golden.

  • Rebecca

    Gotta eat pizza on Friday! Pizza always good (on Friday)!

  • http://urbanmennoniteblog.com Ryan

    Other than some really bad green-screen effects that made me wince, definitely entertaining.

  • CanadianNihilist

    I like the disappearing hand. Must be a jesus thing.

  • GigiAUT

    Jesus favourite colours, “Red White Blue”….really?

  • chris

    I thought it was a parody, and I laughed my ass off. Even if it was legit, still funny!

  • http://twitter.com/jtradke John

    I figured it was pretty clear that it’s a parody…given the title of the video, and the title of Hemant’s post, and the fact that all the videos by the uploader are comedy videos…

  • Alex

    That was hilarious. Whether it was a parody or not!

  • Miles

    Does anyone else really want there to be an Old Spice – Jesus crossover now?

    I’m on a cross.
    I’m in a cave.
    Look at your bible, now look at me
    Now I’m an angel,
    Rising up, taking the sinners with me
    To the right hand of God,
    He is a jealous God.
    You wish you were me.
    All you’d have to do is sell your integrity.

    Wow, even in my head that was bad.


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