Jesus Didn’t Come… and He’s Never Going To

It doesn’t matter how big your signs are or how certain you are that your faith is correct.

The Rapture didn’t happen yesterday.

It’s not going to happen in your lifetime.

It’s never going to happen, period.

You’re better off giving up the silly belief and just getting on with your life…

At the very least, stop taking seriously any church that believes Jesus is ever coming back.

(via nakedpastor)

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  • Robert L.

    I guess they just didn’t see the… signs. *takes off sunglasses* YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

  • Sinister

    They were making Rapture jokes like there’s no tomorrow. Some of these jokes were to die for.

  • Zac

    I guess they just didn’t see the… signs. *takes off sunglasses* YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

    It’s “puts on sunglasses” and it comes before the pun.

  • mcbender

    Jesus Didn’t Come… and He’s Never Going To

    Poor Jesus. At least he’s got stamina?

  • jeebus, godot… what’s the difference? it’s a sad joke that too many people just don’t get.

  • jose

    “At the very least, stop taking seriously any church that believes Jesus is ever coming back.”

    And when you do that, you’ll be able to stop taking seriously any church that believes Jesus came to the earth the first time.

    @chicago dyke, you surely didn’t mean Godot is not coming? He’d be here next Saturday, he said.

  • The only Second Coming that’s going to happen is tonight, with my girlfriend. Bazinga.

  • Kayla

    Which Christian church doesn’t believe that Jesus is coming again? Isn’t that a basic tenet of Christianity?