Does anyone know what we’re still arguing about…?
Who cares! Now, we can all choose sides, anyway!
Who’s your horse in this battle?
In case it’s not clear, I’m kidding. Stop taking sides. Please stop taking sides.
Everyone is overreacting. All of you. (Yes, you too.)
There are lessons we can learn from all this.
As soon as you figure out what they are, you are welcome to share them in the comments.