Ladies, does the guy talking to you at 4:00a at the Skeptics conference not get the hint?
Guys, do you not know if your advances are welcome?
Well, ladies, when the sun sets each night at The Amazing Meeting 9, just change into one of these shirts and you’ll stop any potential controversies before they even begin.
Future crises averted!
(In the unlikely event that anyone buys a shirt, all proceeds will go to JREF.)