ChristWire finally revealed the truth about me yesterday.
Turns out I’m a Smiling Mexigay:
Poor humor, however, is not the most troublesome aspect of this website. Neither is the horrid design, with illegible Satanic markings next to a picture of a smiling Mexigay.
… In its entirety, the “Friendly Atheist” blog represents a sustained propaganda machine designed to spread the Chinese homo lie that atheists can be friendly. Friendship is a gift from the Lord and without the Lord no friendliness can exist. Reading just a few posts of this atheist fecal word vomit blog makes it clear that the author is far from friendly, and is a hateful heathen sinner bigot like all atheists are.
I know. You’re gonna say ChristWire is a Poe or a parody… but before you jump to that conclusion, there are actually some words of wisdom in the article regarding (*ahem*) a recent incident:
… how are we to believe that atheists can be friendly when they can’t even be friendly to each other?
The writers of Christwire sometimes disagree with each other on minor issues, but our community forms deep and loving bonds strengthened by Christ.
Dammit, I hate it when satirists make a good point at our expense…
(Side note: A friend saw this article and said to me, “I just assumed you self-identified as a Mexigay.” Well played…)