The Comment Thread for God’s Creation

Posted on July 31, 2011 by Hemant Mehta

God created the world in six days and then blogged about it.

Paul Simms at the New Yorker lets us in on the comments people left for God on his day of rest:

Going carbon-based for the life-forms seems a tad obvious, no?

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Why are the creatures more or less symmetrical on a vertical axis but completely asymmetrical on a horizontal axis? It’s almost like You had a great idea but You didn’t have the balls to go all the way with it.

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I liked the old commenting format better, when you could get automatic alerts when someone replied to your comment. This new way, you have to click through three or four pages to see new comments, and they’re not even organized by threads. Until this is fixed, I’m afraid I won’t be checking in on Your creation.

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Putting boobs on the woman is sexist.

People can be so cruel…

Though I fully expected Adam to chime in with “FIRST!”

About Hemant Mehta

Hemant Mehta is the chair of Foundation Beyond Belief and a high school math teacher in the suburbs of Chicago.
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  • http://www.nowhere-fast.net Tom

    Putting boobs on the woman is not sexist!  It is a wonderful idea, and one that I fully support.  I am unequivocally pro-boobs-on-women.

    Edit: I like boobs.

  • http://nathandst.blogspot.com NathanDST

    I believe Tim Minchin had a verse or two along these lines.

  • afinch

    you sexist!

  • http://nathandst.blogspot.com NathanDST

    Wow. Just wow. I don’t even know where to start. So the man and his buddy the rib-thing have dominion over everything. They’re going to get pretty unbearable really fast. What You need to do is make them think that there were other, bigger, scarier creatures around a long time before them. I suggest dinosaurs. No need to actually create dinosaurs—just create some weird-ass dinosaur bones and skeletons and bury them in random locations. Man will dig them up eventually and think, What the f?

    I think that one might be my favorite.

  • http://nathandst.blogspot.com NathanDST

    Wow. Just wow. I don’t even know where to start. So the man and his buddy the rib-thing have dominion over everything. They’re going to get pretty unbearable really fast. What You need to do is make them think that there were other, bigger, scarier creatures around a long time before them. I suggest dinosaurs. No need to actually create dinosaurs—just create some weird-ass dinosaur bones and skeletons and bury them in random locations. Man will dig them up eventually and think, What the f?

    I think that one might be my favorite.

  • Mengels

    Tom’s not sexist…..Boobs are a beautiful thing! Makes me feel very womanly!! LOL

  • Guest

    Tim Minchin – Confessions

  • http://religiouscomics.net/ Jeff P

    God should have just created heaven and then be done with it.  Why hell and the “testing ground”? 

  • http://www.facebook.com/billyup Jesse Jones

    You haven’t heard? God read a joke book in 3rd grade and now he thinks he’s a professional comedian.

  • Anonymous

    “The lemon tree: very pretty. The lemon flower: sweet. But the fruit of
    the poor lemon? Impossible to eat. Is this a bug or a feature?”

    god must have liked that comment, as it brought those three back to watch over his kid.

  • Anonymous

    It’s not the boobs that are sexist–they were a great idea for carrying around a couple of quarts of milk before bottles were invented.  It’s the perverts who see them as put there for their erotic stimulation who are sexist.

  • Anonymous

    Hey, sex doesn’t have to be evil! You are starting to sound like the Catholic Church. Those guys aren’t into boobs much.

  • Anonymous

    I think God is sexist for putting man’s balls on the outside of his body. He could have put them inside like ovaries where they’d be protected, but nooooooo.

    Sexist bastard!

  • Vilignoble

    Contains as much mystery as a scooby doo comic.

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