Most pastors who want to con you just say Jesus spoke to them.
Pentecostal televangelist Juanita Bynum II is taking the crazy a step further… she’s apparently “typing in tongues” now:
Bynum’s people aren’t responding to queries about what happened in the wall posts.
It could be alcohol. Or maybe she fell asleep in short spurts. Or perhaps a cat ran across the keyboard while she was typing. Or it’s possible that this is all just a ruse to get attention.
In any case, I guess it’s still more coherent than a YouTube comment thread.
(via Christian Nightmares)