If Rick Perry Told the Whole Truth…

That scary part is Parry has a very good chance of becoming Preisdent and yes, I spelled his name with an A on purpose.

And he prayed to prevent America’s decline…

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/aug/07/rick-perrys-call-to-prayer

Who would be worse?  Palin or Perry?

The cross dressing yellow unicorn that orbits the sun and has a magical horn and if you rub it just right for long enough it will release a large amount of liquid joy all of over Texas?

Fox already tried giving Perry the credit when it rained like four months after his prayer call.

The cross dressing yellow unicorn is not pleased with your post. It shall now smite Texas with more wildfires.

It’s the Jackie Robinson Standard.  When Branch Rickey was looking to tap into a new talent pool by breaking the color barrier, he knew the first player through couldn’t just be a good player – he had to be a great one, because the new players would be held to an impossibly high standard.  Until a woman wins the White House and does an exceptional job in it, misogyny will continue to be a barrier in the highest level of politics.

Obviously, Palin’s ridicule is justified, though.

Turns out that God only knows Aramaic. Hasn’t understood a prayer since the Catholics switched to Latin.

He also should try this map which shows where all the current fires are in Texas.  http://ticc.tamu.edu/Response/FireActivity/

Or they’ve prayed too much. I forget how it works with god. The point is, they haven’t prayed exactly the right amount. (end of Futurama reference http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0768399/quotes?qt=qt0329891)

Fixed!

There is only one logical conclusion: God hates Rick Perry. Stop praying, Perry! You’re just making it worse!

Notice the largest city in the whole world that has a gay mayor has only a “moderate” fire risk? 

God’s aiming for the lege out in Austin, but Houston is in the blue zone. Actually there have been a couple minor forest fires up in Montgomery county and a few in Waller County.

Waller tried to keep the black ranchers, farmers and college students in Prarie View from early voting in 2008, so Waller burns a little, nothing like Bastrop, conservative bedroom community of more liberal Austin. What I really wanna see burn is The Woodlands, a super-planned socialist utopian community that only rich people can move to just north of Houston. Alas, Houston’s gayness seems to be protecting The Woodlands.