The Difference Between Alligators and Crocodiles…

At least we know what alligators and crocodiles have in common. They’re both obviously atheists.

(Thanks to Dan for the link!)

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  • I get the joke, and find it a bit funny.

    Still, if there were a community meme about atheists that could evaporate, the baby eating one would be my pick.

  • Annie

    I’m not sure why, but I adore the baby-eating meme.  I think it is extra funny coming from Hemant, since he recently divulged that he is a lifelong vegetarian. 

    That being said, I don’t like the looks of the croc in this drawing… and I wish they would both get their front legs back.  The baby, on the other hand, is deliciously adorable!

  • Anonymous

    I’m hungry now.

  • Former Thumper

    I’m going to be that guy and say that the real difference is that Alligators use their extra wide jaws to eat the whole baby in a single gulp, while crocodiles use their narrow jaws to eat the baby one delicious piece at a time.

  • Former Thumper

    I should know, I’m a Floridian.

  • If an alligator eats a baby, and you make boots out of it(the alligator, not the baby), is that good or bad, from a PETA perspective?