The Difference Between Alligators and Crocodiles…

Posted on September 15, 2011 by Hemant Mehta

At least we know what alligators and crocodiles have in common. They’re both obviously atheists.

(Thanks to Dan for the link!)

About Hemant Mehta

Hemant Mehta is the chair of Foundation Beyond Belief and a high school math teacher in the suburbs of Chicago.
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  • http://twitter.com/MegaZeusThor Mega Zeus Thor

    I get the joke, and find it a bit funny.

    Still, if there were a community meme about atheists that could evaporate, the baby eating one would be my pick.

  • Annie

    I’m not sure why, but I adore the baby-eating meme.  I think it is extra funny coming from Hemant, since he recently divulged that he is a lifelong vegetarian. 

    That being said, I don’t like the looks of the croc in this drawing… and I wish they would both get their front legs back.  The baby, on the other hand, is deliciously adorable!

  • Anonymous

    I’m hungry now.

  • Former Thumper

    I’m going to be that guy and say that the real difference is that Alligators use their extra wide jaws to eat the whole baby in a single gulp, while crocodiles use their narrow jaws to eat the baby one delicious piece at a time.

  • Former Thumper

    I should know, I’m a Floridian.

  • http://theotherweirdo.wordpress.com The Other Weirdo

    If an alligator eats a baby, and you make boots out of it(the alligator, not the baby), is that good or bad, from a PETA perspective?