Moses Just Had Bad Eyesight

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Adam-Patrick/100000027906887 Adam Patrick

    All hail his noodly goodness!

  • Varun

    Ramen.

  • http://twitter.com/manintheskies Alec Axelblom

    Haha this is just soooo spot on…

  • http://www.thestir.squarespace.com Servaas

    Why atheism cannot work in the real world.

  • Formercorvguy

    What are you talking about Atheism works in the “real world” every day for well over a billion people (probably more like 2 billion). Many religious ideas are just silly, thus they get mocked on blogs like this.   
    It is the new reality hold silly beliefs and they will be challenged and mocked. The internet is great your silly beliefs will no longer go unchallenged. Get used to it and maybe start thinking about why you believe the the things you do. 

  • Trina

    This is a completely nonsensical comment.  Atheism does work in the real world; each of us who isn’t a theist is living proof.

  • Jln Francisco

    I still favor the ‘burning bush’ explanation myself.

  • http://www.colormeatheist.com Color Me Atheist

    I could totally believe that the FSM talked to Moses.  I mean, since when did a bush that was on fire learn to talk?  Just sayin’

  • Anonymous

    The same way snakes and donkeys talk

  • Anonymous

    Maybe Moses was just a nutter who saw things.

  • Trace

    So the Pasta Monster is responsible for the 10 Commandments?