Betty Bowers is a True ChristianTM and she knows exactly how we Americans ignore the words of Jesus:
If we give all our money to the poor, they’d be rich and we’d be poor, so we’d have to give it all right back to us! You just save a step and keep it. Trust me. You can’t be both Capitalist and Christian if you don’t have the stones to outsmart Commie Christ.
(Thanks to Mimi for the link!)