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Pray all you want; you’re not getting my green tie.
His tie was amazing.
Why come only one girl
I was ready for a funny picture but didn’t think it would look so great if I were on my knees…
Y U No Believe?!
Professor Dawkins observes the various factions in the “Atheist Tone War.”
Thank you FSM for bringing Professor Dawkins to us!
Oh Caption, My Caption!
I’m going to back away slowly now, with my hands where you can’t see them.
“Thank you, thank you… I’m no Hitchens, but I do my best”
Someone has to say it…
He’s not the messiah he’s just a very naughty boy!
Some of his were painted by his wife Lalla. Know if this was one of them?
And you just rendered my comment inappropriate. Oh well.
I can’t think of a succinct way to put this in caption form, but this looks to me a lot like one of those Christian skits that’s set to really stirring music where a Jesus saves everyone from abstract depictions of sex, drugs, and alchohol and it ends with everyone worshiping him on their knees, but with Richard Dawkins as Jesus!
“To make an authentic elephant first you pull your pockets inside out..”
“Gentlemen please, I’m not the pope. He may prefer boys to kneel in front of him but I don’t.”
“So Rowan Williams, the Archbishop of Canterbury, Chief Rabbi, Lord Sacks, and I walked into this bar. Wait why are you laughing? This is a true story.”
Dick Dawk, the Richard Dawkins Ke$ha cover was not appreciated by all listeners.
We’re not worthy, we’re not worthy!!!!!
“Despite hours of frantic praying, God failed to strike the heathen down before their eyes. The Bible group decided to settle for throwing bananas at him.”
“Don’t appear sexist and look at the girl on my right. Don’t appear sexist and look at the girl on my right…”
Please no flames off of this. It’s a joke.
Does anyone have closeup of the tie?
The prophetic message that the Buffalo Bills will win the Super Bowl was met with disbelief.
StarStuff nailed it.
“I feel like a prostitute – again!”
“What is this? … Skit or something? … No, seriously. I’m starving here. Where are the goddamned crudités?”
Adherents of the Atheist Religion welcome the coming of their Messiah.
Our hands! Empty of stones to throw! Why God, WHY would you Intelligently Design a hallway with no stones in it!
“Gentlemen, please… I’m already married.”
Christian group’s reaction two seconds after Dawkins admits he’s really a Creationist
He’s got the whole world in his hands…
There he is, Lord, GET HIM!
“RIchard Dawkins, your privilege is showing – again!” 🙂
So guys…. can I worship Satan too?
Atheist iconic figure Dawkins inspires followers… to break out in show-tunes. Entertaining, and not nearly as messy as self-flagellation.
“Summer lovin’, had me a blast…”
That is some truly epic Poeing right there, my friend. It made my eye twitch!
Please. You are embarrassing me in front of the cute brunette.
I’m not sure, I do know he did a “tie change” halfway through the event though.
er, um, I think that looks like an exit over there. would it be rude if I left? as a British man, am I allowed to even think this?