Why Do Kids Ask Such Logical Questions?

If only the priest had a science education he could have easily explained it.   You see, god took Adams DNA, threw away the Y chromosome and used two copies of the X.

Ta-da heterosexual incest of the worst kind.

So “Eve” was really a man & when God realised his mistake renamed him Steve.
So it was Adam & Steve all along. Someone should tell the homophobic bigots about this.

This argument is classic.  It’s simple, and I expect to use it in the future.

LOL.

That comic brings back memories from Catholic school, except in my version the priest threw the bible at me….  literally. (Not a joke)

My question to ‘Father’ revolved on how an all knowing being failed to realize Adam needed a companion. I found it odd, at the time, that all manor of beast walked the earth in pairs yet Adam was created alone. Seemed like a gross oversight by a being incapable of error

Well then maybe I should have said “of the best kind”; family values and all.