by Jesse Galef –
I know, I know, the Ten Commandments aren’t a good moral code. We reject the very notion of following rules passed down from an authority figure. But what if we didn’t take them as absolute rules? What if they were decent, secular guidelines? And what if the authority figure *cough* was Penn Jillette?
It’s a fun idea. Apparently, Glenn Beck challenged Penn to come up with the atheist’s version of the 10 Commandments and Penn did a decent job rewriting them to tease out what was worthwhile. Kimberly Winston shares them with the public in a Religion News Service article – here’s a sampling:
|Penn’s Version||“Traditional” version|
|1. The highest ideals are human intelligence, creativity and love. Respect these above all.||1. You shall have no other gods before Me.|
|5. Be there for your family. Love your parents, your partner, and your children. (Love is deeper than honor, and parents matter, but so do spouse and children.)||5. Honor your father and your mother.|
|6. Respect and protect all human life. (Many believe that “Thou shalt not kill” only refers to people in the same tribe. I say it’s all human life.)||6. You shall not murder.|
|10. Don’t waste too much time wishing, hoping, and being envious; it’ll make you bugnutty.||10. You shall not covet your neighbor’s house; you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor’s.|
Not bad. It’s a decent starting point in describing what it means to be good without god. I think he was handcuffed by his decision to follow the original format, something the late great George Carlin rejected: (NSFW – come on, it’s Carlin)
He got it down to two commandments, though he tacked on one of his own at the end.
Of course, the ultimate distillation comes from the preeminent secular scholar of our time: E.T.
Sure, not much nuance or real guidance… but punchy, I’ll give him (it?) that.