I’m Sure He Said It

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  • http://itsmyworldcanthasnotyours.blogspot.com/ Anonymous

    It’s about the only thing we can be sure he actually said, really.

  • http://nathandst.blogspot.com NathanDST

    If he existed.

  • http://itsmyworldcanthasnotyours.blogspot.com/ Anonymous

    Perhaps I should have said, “Assuming he existed, that’s[…]”

  • Charles Black

    Given that there is no evidence that Jesus supposedly should have left behind if he did exist, it is safe to assume that the Jesus as talked about by Christians never existed.

  • http://itsmyworldcanthasnotyours.blogspot.com/ Anonymous


    Let me change that to: “Assuming, for the sake of argument, that Jesus existed, that’s about the only thing we can be certain he did say.”

    Which kind of ruins the joke.

  • Trace

    I don’t get it :(

  • Anonymous

    In case you’re not being sarcastic: what would you say if you were being crucified? If you are being sarcastic: well played, Trace, well played.

  • Trace

    Thanks nfq. Sadly enough I was not being sarcastic. I never claimed to be smart :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001071231218 Andrew Pfaff

    I didn’t get it either. I think it would have been more clear if the bottom text and the illustration were swapped positions, but I’m sure the author had a reason for their positioning.

  • http://nathandst.blogspot.com NathanDST

    That’s always (that I’ve seen) the positioning at xkcd. Set you up with a “wha. . . ?” and then hit you with a “ooohhh!!!” Personally, I think it makes it funnier that way.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_EAIHLUU3JSTIB3D2OWHGYN5PHA Ingen

    That’s SMBC, not XKCD. Very different comics.

  • http://nathandst.blogspot.com NathanDST

    Oops. Not sure how I screwed that up. Can I blame the late hour? Or my wife changing the bedroom around? 

    Does that work?